1) Coffee orders are too complicated
The word “large” works just fine. “Venti” is pretentious. Please don’t react so condescendingly, a large black coffee. I’ll pass on the foam and magical cream you speak of.
2) Bigger people should pay extra for airline tickets
Somewhere there’s a petite Japanese women paying a luggage fine while a larger woman effortlessly scans her passport at the self check in. I understand the “two seat” rule but a combined limit (say 250 pounds) for luggage and passengers would be more effective. Getting heavy things air bound uses extra fuel and extra money.
3) Resting your feet on things in public is rude
Shoes are dirty! Someone will put their head on the back of that seat you just smeared dirt/poo all over.
4) Liberal Education requirements are ridiculous
Philosophy, honestly? Stephen Hawking claims philosophy is dead. Philosophers have concluded very little in centuries of “research” and physicists can take it from here.
5) Gay rights are human rights
You can’t deny it: accepting youth will outlive the close minded/traditional elders. Gay marriage will be legalized, soon. The future generation has spoken and my peers deserve the same happiness and freedom I have.
6) Face tattoos are never a good idea
They just aren’t, ever.
7) Being a woman is a curse
Scheduled bleeding, heels, shaving, waxing, weaker muscles, double standards, child birth, and lower salaries.
Don’t forget the lovely additional purchases to keep up with sanitary/beauty standards: tampons, nail polish, makeup, bras, etc.
8) The afterlife is a mystery
Spew opinions and theories all you want but when it comes down to it, nothing has been proven. We know a lot less than we think we do. Carpe diem.
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